The Once and Future.......

[Mr. Wolf]

There have been rumors circulating the past few nights, amongst the junkies and street people always swarming around NYC at all hours.

They have been talking about a mysterious light that appears in the waters of central park. A few have even reported to have seen a lady rise from the lake, flowing robes adorning her glowing person as an aura of peace seems to fall over any who view her.

Fortunately thus far only a small handful of junkies and homleess types have actually seen this late at night. As they are junkies and homeless folks no one else takes their jabberings seriously, since they usually jabber nonsensical ravings about jesus living on 3th street or santclause having molested them anyway.



But investigating the rumors of unauthorized magic use. Sherrif Bigby sniffed around...and did indeed find the scent of fairy magic scattered all over the park. He was unable to trace it, disapearing down into the waters of the small lake within Central Park.


For now he is investigating, hoping to catch this mystery glowing woman in the act. Hoping it is just a simple case of a Fable going out for a night breaking some rules.

But fearing it may be more sinster than that...the possibility that this magic disapearing into the lake indicates a new gateway to the homelands may be opening......but is someone opening it from the other side....or are their spys already amongst us attempting to open it from the Mundy side?

[Mr. Wolf]

Snow and cinderella ran into the Lady of the Lake in central park, rather dishevelled due to all the trash and shit of NYC that gets tossed into the lake. The lady was worked up into a bit of a rage because she mistook some words from the two princesses as to be insults at her grimey trash covered self.

The lady lashed out with magic, blasting at the two, Until Bigby arrived with a blast of wind to get the Lady's attention. Before he could finish reading her the riot act, he was skewered through the chest by the sword . The bums around the park turned out to be the Knights of the Round in mundy diguise. Having now arrived to protect the lady from those that had , as far as they perceived, attacked her.

With bigby "dead" for the moment, the knights turned on Snow and Cinderella, Chasing them about to attempt to kill them to keep their secret, believing them to either be Mundys or agents of the adversary.

Cinderella using her fighting skills surprised the knights who took them for simple helpless women. Keeping them occupied long enough for Bigby to heal back up, the joys of being a popular fable that is very hard to keep dead.

Poping back up in full massive wolf form, Bigby flew into a rage, ripping the two knights-in-homeless garb that were trying to hurt snow. Frau arrived on the scene in time to cast a powerful spell to vanquish the lady . However the spell did not quite work as effecitively as it should have......frau getting a sence from the Lady that was somehow not quite right.......not the sort of magical signature the goddess of Avalon should have properly had. But none the less the Lady retreated.


Upon seeing the giant wolf the knights realised their mistake, realising it was Bigby that they had heard rumors of. Begging for mercy, the knight appealed to Snow for aslyum in Fabletown.

They explained they had been smuggled out of the crumbling conquered realm of avalon by the lady. They were on a quest to find excalibur , as well as Arthur who was long missing. They believed if the two could be found and re-united, then they had a chance to reclaim avalon, for the power of the one true king and the sword of might was one of the truest magics in all the realms


Snow White granted them asylum, with the condition they be imprisoned until each was inspected and passed to the satisfaction of fabletown authorities that they were being truthful in their words.


The knights thanked them profusely, submiting to the momentary incarceation to prove their virtue to the new allies. eager to get on with their crusade, they must first learn all they can about this odd new mundy realm.........where nothing is quite as it seems.....


So if anyone would like to npc some brave stalwart handsome .......yet rather clueless naive knights, innocent and lost to the ways of the mundy world. Feel free! They are extremely eager to learn all they can about the mundy world........and fabletown in particular...

[Cinderella]

Has Galahad and Dagonet and is showing them around....

[spork]

Penny arrived at Snow's office with Cinderella and then left all of the knights that they had (which is 7 I believe), and gave them a lesson in popculture. They sat and watched the OC, ER, Survivor, Desperate Housewives, Jeopardy, and the Price is Right. So they should know some trival information about how the world works. Oh and they also watche dteh classic NYC drama of Sex in the City. They are now more in touch with their feminine sides.

[Cinderella]

Well tonight Cindy was actually trying to be good..lol

She was walking along when she heard a noise down an aley way a bump so to speak...she went around the corner and down the alley and spotted four miniature people moving through the alleyway.

Penelope caught up with Cindy and followed her down the alley.

They followed the four down the alley watching them move over a fence and of course Cindy followed with Penny cleaning off the fence before she climbed.

Cindy saw them move down by a dumpter and make a ladder by hoisting each other up and going near a power line...

Penny ended up spooking them when she splooshed into the puddle nearby and the top most little person shoved something into th box in which the transformer blew and put out the power for a few blocks...

Then temp blinded Cindy tried following them almost loosing them in the dark hearing them scurrying off like they were hyped up giggling ..and then hearing a car screetch and a driver cussing she moved over there to hear the driver saying "Damn kids" ...

Could it have been Peters kids?

Or something else...they ended up escaping down an alley when Cindy ran into two of the knights totally dressed WRONG... so there is no way to tell what those four litle people were up to and what they were

[Mr. Wolf]

The farm fell victim to the odd happenings tonight as well!

A group of mysterious shadowy little people were seen snooping about the fringes of the farm, Spotted by Merv Pumpkinhead and Thumbelina as they were out in the field.

Persuing them, as thumbelina realised the mysterious lil guys were moving toward smalltown in the forest......the duo was halted as a gaggle of ravenous rabid flying monkeys were summoned to stop them!

After a fierce fight, Merv, Thumbelina, and mervs trusty rake managed to beat the monkeys back, and once again join the race to find the mysterious little guys.

All the alarms in smalltown were going off when they at last arrived, the mouse patrol chasing the intruders as best they could on their tiny mouse mounts.

But the mysterious fellows were not interested in smalltown exactly.....but made their way past it, To the giant toadstool mushroom that served as a dimensional gatway to a special prison dimension the Fabletow Witches had cooked up a near century ago.....to hold the insanity Imps.

The imps had arrived in the mundy world decades back, but were deemed to wild, to uncontrollable and dangerous to let roam free on the farm. They were placed in the pocket dimension by the witches and warlocks.....where the little imps lived happily, with each other in their gleeful madness.

But now they were released, once again the small cloaked troublemakers escaping in the chaos. The legions of imps from the realm of Delirium, Looney Kindgom of Lunacia , were now free. They were not evil creatures, simply insane. All shapes, for they were shapeshifters with short attention spans, they are at the moment running free all over the farm

Spreading rainbows, unicorns, sparkling charms, bad harp music all over. They are creatures of near pure magic, and therefore very very powerful. They have the ability to drive a person mad with wacky delirum and psychedellic insanity when they are around, with their spells, or even the mere overwhelming presence when they are nearby.
Often their footseps will change the color of the grass, or whatever else they walk on or touch to fantastical pretty maddening colors,

So basically the farm is just a mess at the moment, trying to recapture and survive the outbrake of crazy Imps

(Think of those warner brother cartoons, that wacky dimension the dodo is from! hehe*)

[spork]

Be Mine Frankenstein!! A Rumble in the Park

So Here’s the Dilly!!!

The knights (Gawain and Bors) who were still out and learning about the city decided to come and create some much needed Fabletown drama. Last night there was a rumble in Central Park. Cindy and Penny were swept off their feet and escorted by charming and chattable knights to the middle of Central Park to check on and summon the Lady of the Lake. To Cindy’s relief the Lady of the Lake (who during their last meeting decided she wanted to see Cindy, Bigby, and Snow bleed verses playing nice) was either not home or did not want to take the knights call . . .

MEANWHILE . . . The sweet workaholic Snow White was blushing and canoodling with Sir Tristan. They left her office and took a long stroll ending in petting and setting up possible a one-knight stand. After she left the office something or someone mysterious raided Snow White’s office, and stole frankensteins head from its cage.

MEANWHILE . . . Back with Penny and Cindy + the two friendly knights (Penny would later deem them Chatty Cathy and Talkative Tiffany). There was a rustle in the trees, the owls hooted like mad, the squirrels fled, and a large gruesome figure emerged from the trees, knocking down timber with eat step. The foursome looked up and Penny screamed.

MEANWHILE . . . Blue showed up, impaired by vodka, and placed a teasing gift for Snow on her desk. While in the office he discovered Frankensteins head was missing! Then he used his cloak to transport and seek out Snow, to tell her urgent news. POP! he appeared in front of Snow and Sir Tristan catching them in an awkward position, with his hand up her the caste Snow’s drab skirt. Go Fresh Snowy!! As Blue was trying to scrub his eyeballs and remove the inappropriate Snow image he got a frantic phone call . . .

MEANWHILE . . . BE MINE FRANKENSTEIN!!! Frankenstein having a constant headache decided to go on a murderous rampage. He moved towards Cindy and the knights they stood there ground, Penny however did not take one for the team and ran like the dickens hiding behind a nearby bench. Frankie made quick work of the knights sending them flying; thankfully Igor was nearby and patched them back up literally. Cindy pulled out her gun and tried to reason with Frank. He and Bigby had a truce, which he was not violating and Cindy did not want to harm him. Penny was trying not to have a panic attack and frantically dialed Blue. He finally answered and she screamed for help. BLUE, FRANK, BIGBY, HELP, PARK!!

MEANWHILE . . . Blue who was trying to warn Snow about Frank being on the loose received the call and used his cloak to POP! into the situation. He and Cindy bickered over who was giving the orders and Blue gave Frankie a low blow as Cindy fired some shots. Penny continued to hide, pulling out every pair of gloves she was carrying and peeking over the bench as the situation went from messy to toxic. Parts of Frank flew in the air and landed on her. Cindy finally took Blue’s advice and rescued Penny steering her into some Frank guts and out of the park. Blue tried to reason with Frank not wanting to hurt him and finally after some damage Frank ran away jumping into the lake.

MEANWHILE . . . Cindy ran home to update Bigby and do her own pet project. Jill showed up ad took care of the panicked filthy Penny. Penny stripped down in the park pulled out her wet naps and tried to remove the stench of Frank guts on her. Leaving her sweater in the park she was escorted by Blue and Jill home. She is now soaking in her bathtub all pruney she has had 5 showers and still feels dirty. Blue and Jill went home, not together. What a night in Fable town.

P.S. – Snowy and Tristan had a one knight stand loved it!! Vengeance for Penny.

[Cinderella]

~fade in~

Here we see the peaceful spot in New York called Fabletown, peopel walking by Web and Muffets walking in to grab a few things from the quaint store, only a few Mundies actually step within it, everyone knows of this place in New York but its like an other secluded place, you only go there if you have to.

~fade into the subway system~

~a subway pulls up to the stop nearest to Fabletown, normal as always no one gomes out....till all of a suddena LARGE crashing sound is heard as Frankenstein comes crashing through the doors. yelling and screaming for the blood of those in Fabletown, he goes crashing through the streets and then blasting anything that seemd to be in his way with a mini gun.

~fade into dual screen of Snow White and Bigbys offices~

Both seem very calm and relaxed doind a buttload of work when they hear the screams and explosions coming from the street. both rush out to go after Freankenstein

~fade to the end of the street in Fabletown~

Cindereella coming from her daily escapade in Central Park looking for the "Lady" as she walks her eyes go wide as she instinctively ducks behind a car and reaches for her gun knowing last time it didnt have much damage she still looks to at least distract the beast and pops three round into him~

~~back to Frankie~


Frankie is rushing at the scene and turns feeling the bullets hit him laughing and commenting on the puny weapons wanting hte blood of the Fables...then all of a sudden theres a big hairy man who quickly changes into a big hairy wolf and leaps at Frankie teeth bared..... but Frankie was expecting Bigby to attack and tosses an inciderary(sp) bomb at him causing him to explode and get thrown back ito a store ...Snow comes out in time to see tthis and screams telling Bufkin to prepare their plan~

~Cinderella then sees Bigby get blown up and growls softly as she head inside to her shop to ger secret spot and grabs those special explosive tipped arrows she uses on them coming out the back way to try and keep her secret as saf as possible she comes out aims at the monster leg and BOOM~

~well frankie didnt seem to like this it incinerated his leg down tothe magical metal bones he howled and then proceeded to throw a car behind her causing ahhuge explosion and knocking her forward....Frankie then knocks her weapons away andproceeds to take her captive and scaling the wall of the Woodland~

~as he climbs Cindy realizes she has a knife still in her ankle brace as she waits and then the Winged moneky attack persurs causing the giant to nearly fall~

~he tosses Cinderella onto the rooftop wher she grabs her knife and while he is still not fully up and being distracted by flying mmonely and monekey poop she digs the knive into his throat and with that and th moneky poop Frankie falls down down down to the grouns as Cinderella pulls herself back up~

~BAM the monster falls into the grouns and is somewhat cussing as much as monsters can, when all of a sudden fro behing the healed BIGBY jumps n the creature from behind trying with all his might to tear the head off..the metal of the monsters structure is preventing it when Snow comes tot he rescue with the Vorpal blade nearly missing Bigbys snout she severs the head from the Monster which Bigby takes back for questining~


~all is safe in Fabletown again and with Penny in charge of the cleanup everything will be back to normal ...well as normal as it can be in a town of Fairy tales~